Global Weatherfucking

Another, more appropriate, term for "Global Warming." Since Global Warming does not simply cause "warming" throughout and, in fact, causes chaotic weather patterns, "Global Weatherfucking" provides are more accurate description.

This weather is so screwed up it has to be due to Global Weatherfucking!

Person 1: "What's with the weather lately?"

Person 2: Oh it's just Global Weatherfucking."

Global Weatherfucking by precision123 December 10, 2011

chilly weathers 

Chilly Weathers means a mentally, retarded person and/or garbage personality.

"You're just like Chilly Weathers." This should be taken to quite offense. If you're compared to Chilly Weathers you might as well fake your death and move to Death Valley where we all wish a certain someone was buried.

Being Chilly Weathers is a sin, just hearing the voice of Chilly Weathers is enough to make someone have the sudden urge to drink bleach.

"My favorite thing about Chilly Weathers is one day the it the sin won't exist." Said a logical person being interviewed by KidzbopNews.

chilly weathers by hoppitysheet June 12, 2018

Jaida Weathers 

A big piece of shit. Ruins everyone's opinions and loses friends. Hates their ex best friend and wants to die. But thats ok. Because they hate everything else anyways.

Person 1: have you heard of the piece of shit Jaida Weathers?
Person 2: yeah! I hate them sm.
Person 1: me too!

Jaida Weathers by Duck <3 July 9, 2021

weatherist 

One who prefers one weather type over the other.

Katie: You're such a weatherist!
Lauren: stop

weatherist by crustyminion March 19, 2016

weathers pinch 

when a person takes a huge pinch from your can of tobacco and leaves a small amount. usually not even enough for one last dip.

Hey man got a pinch?

Ya, just dont take a weathers pinch.

weathers pinch by FlightEquipSgt November 13, 2011

weatherburn 

When you do a mistake. It can range from a small mistake to a really big one, but whatever the oopsie is, you can always say you've done a Weatherburn.

Me: 7+8=13
Friend: I'm pretty sure it's 15.
Me: Whoopsies, I just did a Weatherburn

weatherburn by Walter Clements April 21, 2020

weatherless 

A family last name , mostly know as good people who help out, and are not able to predict the weather just because people use it that way .

It’s the Weatherless family , They are very good people .

weatherless by anonymous November 27, 2021