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Willy Weathers

Meaning Your Penis Is Under The Weather. And You Cannot Get An Errection. Excesive Masturbation May Cause Willy Weathers.
I Was With My Lady Last Night And I Couldn't Get It Up. I Think I Have The Willy Weathers.

Hot Carl Weathers 

The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.
A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.

weatherologist 

Someone on TV who guesses what's going to happen with the weather.
(imagine a backwards-ass country fuck accent): Honey, the weatherologist says there's a 69% chance of thunder showers, with a 420% chance of embedded supercells.

Carl Weathers 

Popular actor most well-known as Apollo Creed. Is also the only castmember of Predator who did not become a governor.
Man, that Carl Weathers cooks one mean stew!
Carl Weathers by Talvin July 19, 2005

No Fair-Weatherness 

Means weather the Steelers or any Pittsburgh team is having a bad game or season you still root no matter what. No fair weatherness. CRAZY ITAILIAN GUY 96.1 Kiss Mikey and Big Bob
I am not giving up on a the Steelers , no fair-weatherness here!
No Fair-Weatherness by Joe4055 July 23, 2014

weatherologist 

A person who studies meteors. (Looking for weather? See meteorologist.)
My friend is a weatherologist and he predicts a meteor shower will occur in five days.
weatherologist by quadrplax February 23, 2017