Wakedance 

The zombie-like movements you make, repeatedly getting up to hit snooze every few minutes, before falling back to sleep.

I spent an hour doing the wakedance today morning and totally missed my interview.

Wakedance by textrovert January 7, 2011

alan waked 

When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.

*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"

alan waked by Mclarenmick February 1, 2014

Weakest Link

Weakest Link, is a synonym for loser

Joe can't get a date because he's obviously the weakest link

Weakest Link by UNDERCOVER HARDWAREMAN July 17, 2004

weakest link

1: The Weakest Link is a game show in which contestants answer a wide range of questions while trying to earn more money with each correct answer. The show first started in the UK in 2000, but has been done in many other countries as well.

This show was most popular for its UK host "Anne Robinson", who probably had to be the most annoying bitch on television at the time. Her shrill voice and expressionless face just left you wanting to reach out and throttle her.

2: Used to describe someone whos intelligence or physical abilities are less then average.

1: "I'd like to slap that Anne Robinson around a bit and show her who the real weakest link is."

2: "Man, we would be winning right now if it wasn't for our damn goalie... hes definitely the weakest link"

weakest link by D to the S to the Izzle December 14, 2008

weakend 

a weekend that ended up sucking a fat shit
see weak

brian: dude i was so bummed, i had a weakend.
paul: dude that sucks man, i had the tightest weekened ever!

weakend by froie March 3, 2007

Waked Off 

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

Waked Off by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

two-weaker 

a person that has been awake for two weeks due to mass consumption of methamphetamine.

this one time i stayed up for two weeks! so they started calling me a two-weaker!

two-weaker by stretch323 August 9, 2010