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The Ethel Walker School 

The most amazing all girl school on the east coast. They are often sought after by the guys of AOF and Salisbury, but will not give them the time of day. Ethel Walker School's rivals are Miss Porters School aka Porkers. Porter's girls try to be like EWS girls but just fail. EWS girls excel at Sports, Academics, Dance, Equestrian, and Appearence. EWS girls are essentially the best around.
AOF guy: did that girl from MPS ask u out? Salisbury guy: Yea, but i'm holding out for The Ethel Walker School girls to come around.
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Walker Syndrome 

The term given to a white person with oriental shaped eyes. Named after the first known sufferer, Joshua Walker, it can afflict any body although it is many believed to be down to genetics. Haley Joel Osment is a sufferer of W/S.
Guy 1- Hey, you seen Haley Joel Osment lately?

Guy 2- Who?

Guy 1- You know, that gay kid from such films as A.I and sixth sense...

Guy 2- White dude with chinese eyes?

Guy 1- Hey! It's called Walker Syndrome but yea, thats him.

Day Walker Syndrome 

Commonly associated with light haired and pale skinned people. Most prevalent in "Gingers" ,"Red haired" ,or blond people. Symptoms include but are not limited to; easily sunburnt, light sensitivity,sound sensitivity, freckles,peakeked senses (smell,hearing ,touch). Barbiturates immunity or high tolerance. Migraines. Thin or fine skin. Cuts and bruises easily.

Day walker/Daywalker: Slang for vampires that can walk during the day.
Ian and Jessica's entire family have bright red hair. The preference for over cast days or night is because the sun is so brutal for them. They have day walker syndrome.

Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.
Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
Walker Stalker by *leah* July 27, 2006

Warren-Walker School 

a stupid private school that serious sucks. never send your kid here. they make up rules that aren't in the handbook and the teachers are way too into the students lives. it's a waste of time to go here. the teachers gossip and have personal relationships with their students. the dean doesn't have authority ove teachers. teachers get away with being late to class and coming intoxicated. its pathetic and embaressing to say you went here.
I failed at life because I went to Warren-Walker School, thw worst school ever.

Maggie Walker Students 

People who care about nothing other than themselves and their self interests. If given a chance they will try to bring down anyone around them, by acting as tho they are above and beyond their intelligence. In their altered view of reality no one is or ever will be better than them in any way, shape, or form. The sad truth is that they are usually too stuck up and self centered to see that they drive everyone away from them. On the outside they may seem to be smarter than anyone else, but on the inside they are just as dumb and simple minded as the rest of us. This isn't true for all the students, because there is a very small percent that are smart enough to understand when enough is enough.
obnoxious arrogant Maggie Walker Students

walker stone 

Pimp ass muthafucka. Dick like a trunk and tall like a tree. This dude has got it all. They say it's good luck if you suck his dick.
walker stone by Jacko1223355 October 11, 2013