who dares wins 

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

who dares wins by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Fatty Wins

A game played by fishermen where the players try to harpoon the fattest whale in the bar.

"Hay guyz, lutz play fatty wins!"
20MINUTESLATER
"Oh snapz! Look at that whale! Mike harpooned that shizzhizzle"
THENEXTDAY
"Can I eat a steak off your back?... I'll share?"

Fatty Wins by whatkindoffgtgetsshotinface? July 2, 2007

Love Wins

A term used by the LGBTQIA+ community when same sex marriage was legalized in America (2015)

two gay men at their wedding: "LOVE WINS"

Love Wins by lovewins2015 January 1, 2018

Brooke Wins 

A phrase shouted when Brooke (a person or thing that wins; victor) has won or wins habitually at life.

Related forms, antonym: Beck
nonwinner, noun. A misfit, especially someone who has never or seldom been successful at sports, games, life, ect. Also known as a "Becker"

"Brooke Wins" is shouted when Brooke, undoubtedly always the victor, has won. Celebration ensues.

Brooke Wins by tumblebeerumble January 18, 2017

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.

Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.

Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!

Luigi:

...

Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing by Insert original username June 15, 2020

fortnite wins

Fortnite wins, when you get a win on fortnite a fun battle Royale game. Usually annoying 12 year olds say how many fortnite wins they have but really don’t have that many

Hey Rick! I have 69 fortnite wins

fortnite wins by Fortnite Daddy March 18, 2018

He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins! 

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins! by YAWA March 13, 2020