Vladimir 

Person who has 20+ years and throws tantrums over smallest things. You locked him by accident in apartment? No worries vladimir WILL make sure you never forget how horrible person you are. You are basically a child/teen? He will for sure make fun of everything you do right or wrong even if you're insecure. He's most certanly fluent in sarcasam too.

"You just want to get rid of me"
"You're selfish child"
"Oh your leg hurts? No worries we'll walk twice as fast as normal"

"You're being vladimir again..."

Vladimir by lilmeowmeows August 22, 2019

Vladimir 

Vladimir more like the ruler of the world, which is stated by his name. Vladimirs are usually attracted to Samsara. Vladimir is usually a Ukrainian not from russia and hates Putin and is not considered a russian stripper.

Vladimir is the coolest pimp of them all.

Vladimir by David yo boy December 27, 2016

Vladimir 

To be extremly attached to males ( young and old ).

Hey dude, look at that guy, he is Vladimir

Vladimir by Dora Gabe October 11, 2013

vladimir 

A star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, "Vladimir Jerkanoff".

My friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.

vladimir by Mr. Illuminasty July 19, 2010

vladimir 

Slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. Rhymes with and is short for "Vladimir Putin".

"I'm going to go do a Vladimir."

vladimir by corney July 18, 2008

Vladimir 

The term to name anybody who has fornicated with a mammal other than a human.

Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".

Oh man, i am such a badass! I just vladimired that horse over there!

I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.

Vladimir by skilletbiscuit22 May 21, 2009

Vladimir 

Hepatitis B

I main Vladimir

You mean Hepatitis B?

Vladimir by HiKeisha November 22, 2019