black nail varnish 

nail polish of the color black for nails.

Goth can use black nail varnish
Girls can use black nail varnish
Preps can use black nail varnish
Manson can use black nail varnish
So what?

black nail varnish by Negasable May 4, 2008

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

Varnishing the Barn by BigJustice April 16, 2009

"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

"vanished like a fart in the wind" by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

Wood Varnish 

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

Wood Varnish by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

vanished 

disappear suddenly and completely.

Mary: Hey John, did you see my mom?????
John: Nope.
Mary : I think my mom vanished in the air!

vanished by Silliam March 6, 2016

Vinished 

When you’re just done with that guy that’s always up your ass. He is just super cocky and thinks everyone likes him, when in reality we all hate him. Basically an idiot.

I am so Vinished with Jacob. He needs to get over himself ..

Vinished by Eatadickbro April 20, 2018

Garnished Lay-away

A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.

The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.

-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST

"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"

"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"

Garnished Lay-away by ZShep January 14, 2021