Varg, an alias used by somebody on the 'Evil Things and Monster Sightings' chat boards on neopets.com

Known as a flamer, mostly active in 2008
Still lurks the boards.

"Hey glad to see you on EMS Varg."

"Go to hell you audacious wench"

EMS Varg by 6nbwfata April 22, 2009

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pulla varg on em

to stab one repeatedly in the head/back with a sharp object also see varg vikernesburzum

i pulled a varg on that mutha fucka

pulla varg on em by kriegaroth May 27, 2005

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Smid-varG

Anything and everything,
Smid-varG is the one true deity.

"Hey, you see that over there?" Jamal said "Yea, that's AWSOME! What's it called?" Jaquan replied "It's him, the holy deity himself, it's... it's... it's Smid-varG!"

Smid-varG by John_Smith68 May 3, 2022

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Mr.Vargas

Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!

Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?

Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.

Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019

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