Vaguebooking 

An intentionally vague Facebook status update intended to repel less important f-book friends by prompting them to "Hide" any of your future status updates, thereby getting them off your back and out of your business (see "passive aggressive tactics").

Penelope: is hopelss and out shopping for extension cords.

Josh (to Meg): omg Penelope is just getting so obnoxious with her vaguebooking. I'm hiding her updates from now on!

Meg (to Penelope): Josh told me he's going to hide your updates from now on.

Penelope (to Meg): Thank goodness, he's been incessantly commenting on my wall ever since he friended me.

Vaguebooking by dontuchme March 5, 2010

vaguebooking 

An intentionally vague status update on Facebook, intended to draw reactions and requests for explanation from many people. It is a tactic often used by old women, teenage girls, or 'attention whores'.

Sam finally stopped following Tina's Facebook feed, her constant vaguebooking for attention made became sad and pathetic

vaguebooking by jroc29_nomesayin June 4, 2016

Vaguebooking 

When you post random things on Facebook out of context, and people perceive it as an emotional post (ie: Song Lyrics, Unidentified Quotes, Passages of unpopular literature)

me: life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that lies the crown. I love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph

Vaguebooking by DJ Jaybird January 10, 2015

Vaguebooking 

When someone posts a vague status on social media for the pure intention to get people to ask about what you mean.

Omg! Did I just see that right?
Amy is "vaguebooking" again.

Vaguebooking by Artsie1 October 6, 2017

vaguebookong 

Making a vague post about Donkeykong or King Kong

Vaguebookong: I don't want to say too much, but that great ape... IYKYK

vaguebookong by AbstractBoyd January 2, 2025