vaginoscope

A certain scientific tool that allows a man (or woman) to measure the horny levels of one particular vagina. Used in a large group setting, the vaginoscope may malfunction, backfiring on the user and creating several black holes. This tool is very rare and very dangerous, so only an exclusive group of highly intelligent asian M.D.PhDs are allowed near them. Some say they don't exist; some haven't the nerve to believe. But some know the truth: it exists, and you can't even tell.

As a physical property of science, I find velocity to be highly hornifying to my vaginoscope.

vaginoscope by The Discoverer September 14, 2009

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Vaginosaurus Rex

When someone is being a real tool, call them a vaginosarus rex. Which basically means you are a dinosaur's vagina. Best used on your aunt who won't go to dinner with you.

Cindy was being such a vaginosaurus rex because she didn't want to go out like the rest of us.

Vaginosaurus Rex by Painting Jokester March 4, 2010

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Vagingus

1. A female dingus
2. Vagina fungus

1. Stop being such a vaginus.
2. Something smells. Are you growing vagingus?

Vagingus by Sully90 June 29, 2011

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sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

sandy vaginosis by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008