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To be agitated by something only a female would do!
Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!
vagitated by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009

vagibate 

Verb: Pronounced (va-ju-bait)

Definition: The act of Lifting up and down a small-framed insexperienced woman who is on top, thus masturbating with an actual vagina.
How was last night?

Man, she was on top but had no idea wtf she was doing. i ended up having to vagibate half the night...

vaginaldiarrheaosis 

Tim: Aye, you tap that?

John: I was going to but she had some vaginaldiarrheaosis going on down there. So i told her to use soap and water and to call me tomorrow.

vaginahead 

When someone's being an idiot or moron. Also, if someone is being annoying.
"Dude, shut up. You're such a vaginahead!"
vaginahead by Ariana April 4, 2005

vaginate 

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.
I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.
When you're so sexually frustrated you can feel it in your pussy
After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous
Vagitated by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021