When your ex-significant other suddenly becomes desirable again once somebody else starts hooking up with them. Similar to a child getting angry when someone else plays with their old, used toys.
Also abbreviated as UTS.
Guy that is experiencing the diabolical irony of Used Toy Syndrome: "Dude, I know I'm the one that broke up with her and all but I think I'm getting mad UTS now that that bro over there is talking her up."
Bobbing on cock (the "oar") in a swimming pool and/or getting tea-bagged while floating on a raft. Variant: Doing push-ups, poolside, while bobbing on the cock of a swimmer floating in the pool.
Girlfriend: Did you blow that guy while floating on your Pringles inflatable raft?
Her: He treated me like a Used Canoe.
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I was backfloating while she went upside down on me like a Used Canoe.