urn't 

That's how cool kids write 'you are not'.

Mate: Urn't aesthetic enough, my friend!
Jake: At least Imn't that dumb!

urn't by tooruu April 22, 2018

urn churn 

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.

Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.

urn churn by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020

Urn mode 

Urn mode is a term for when you die.
Going urn mode basically means dying

Boutaa go urn mode

Urn mode by Skl8888 June 16, 2022

huggable urn

A stuffed animal filled with the ashes of a cremated loved one

Joel died trying to pass a bumbilical cord
Megan couldn't last without Joel after he died, so she had him made into a huggable urn.

huggable urn by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015

traps/urn/davon 

Traps is an efuckboy on Discord.com, known for ruining his Prey's Mental Health using "Gaslighting, Manipulating and Mental Abuse". It chases Twinks around on Roblox in Games like Korblox & Headless Hangout. It uses his extremely deep voice to lure in Females and Femboy's and then send them chain messages to keep them entertained.

He's such a traps/urn/davon you should leave him.

traps/urn/davon by I speak de truth December 25, 2022

bitch slap your urn 

What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.

My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!

bitch slap your urn by tower62 September 8, 2011

Swirling Around in His Urn 

The way cremated people express shock and disgust. Similar to spinning in one's grave.

Gossip queen #1: Old man Wilson would be spinning in his grave if he new his daughter married a negress.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.

Swirling Around in His Urn by Dikalottapus September 3, 2013