unibrow

when the normal two eyebrows have merged into a single, continous body of hair above the eyes. unibrows have been shown to score lower on standardized tests than their bi-brow brethren and also have a lower standard of living.

damn son, moses couldnt part that sea of eyebrow hairs over your eyes. you could land a fartin airplane on that unibrow.

unibrow by rilesworth March 12, 2007

unibrow

1) a vagina on someones forehead
2) what happened when your parents had unibrows that blocked their vision so they forgot the put on a condom before makin your hairy ass

Johnny has a blue waffle in that vagina he calls a unibrow on his forehead that's why he curses at me all the time
blue waffle, cavemen, vagina, period, dipshit

unibrow by caveman killer April 2, 2011

unibrow

right above JM's Nose.

J M's unibrow on her face.

unibrow by Bitch :) July 1, 2009

Unibrow

Dipping your balls into a girls ass, following that up with her performing oral sex on you in the 69 position thereby slapping your dirty poo overed balls in-between her eyes thus creating the image of the young lady having a unibrow.

The upsidedown Goatee

She went to the salon yesterday and got her eyebrows waxed and all cleaned up, then last night I ruined that and gave her a nice unibrow.

Unibrow by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

Unibrow

Fernando.

You look like Fernando with that big ass unibrow.

Unibrow by fives_gulag February 1, 2019

unibrow

an important characteristic of any terrorist

Hey bro, why u have a unibrow and a bomb?

unibrow by Juan Victor April 18, 2019

Unibrow

A connection of eyebrows above the nose appearing to be one

Many cultures find unibrow to be beautiful, but it’s most common to get rid of it in western cultures

Something I was bullied for in 5th and 6th grade

Billy: Look at that girl, she has a unibrow!

Bella: It’s so ugly!

Unibrow by Watermark500 April 3, 2024