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Baton Twirling

A sport involving a metal stick, called a baton. It's a combination of dance and gymnasics, while twirling the baton. It was origionally a men's sport for twirling in front of the marching band in parades but is now open for both genders to participate. Baton twirling is considered a sport in many coutries around the world and, in Japan, the twirlers are treated like famous sports stars. There are different levels of competitions (states, regionals, nationals, worlds). There are different levels and age groups, too.
Baton twirling started by drum majors using batons to keep the beat for the marching band and were commonly twirled to create more of a show for spectators.
Baton Twirling by xomaydayox May 27, 2009

twittling your nutsack 

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
A light or lazy version of masturbation, where one is not intending to finish the job. Mindless manipulation of the genitals while being preoccupied with other non-sexual tasks, often not even resulting in arousal.
Bill: "What are you doing, bro?"
Steve: "Not much, dude. Just watching the game and twiffling my junk."
twiffling by Leoness August 6, 2014

Swiddling 

Originally the act of piddling (urinating) while swimming, also has the meaning of aimless movement or time-wasting actions.
"I think someone has been swiddling in the pool again."

"We've spent the whole morning swidding around town now, can we go home?"
Swiddling by swiddler August 13, 2012

twizzling 

The female teabag. When a woman grinds her sex on someone's nose in a circular fashion, usually while asleep or unconscious.
"Twizzling is when a girls grinds her cunt on your nose," said Johnny." But never let a girl do it beacause you won't be able to smell for days."
twizzling by Squeege10 July 1, 2008

Tart Toddling 

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!
Tart Toddling by Dooley July 12, 2006