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Are you trying to help me grow a beard 

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

trying to take a shit without pissing 

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

I'm trying to study 

A phrase u say to ur mom on the phone when ur not actually studying. Usually followed by "take ur time" cuz u wanna play as much as possible before ur mom comes home. and then u do everything last minute so ur mom doesn't punish u.
Mom: Are you studying?
Daughter/Son: I'm trying to study
Mom: Great *ends call*
Daughter/Son: ok I have 2 more hours to enjoy and my last 1 hour will consist of actual studying

trying to hold this wood 

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

i'm not trying 

"i'm not trying" is an excuse for people who lost in 1v1s.

It's basically an excuse to get away from the fact that you're actually bad at the game.
You might find this is Roblox fighting games, or other games as well.
*opponent loses 1v1*
Opponent: "i'm not trying"