Trouser Snake Charmer 

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

Trouser Snake Charmer by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

trouser snake 

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

trouser snake by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2017

artisan of the Italian trouser snake 

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

artisan of the Italian trouser snake by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

Double Headed Trouser Snake 

A double headed massive dildo!

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!

Double Headed Trouser Snake by huge caaak March 20, 2010

Trouser Snake 

guys dick

suck my trouser snake

Trouser Snake by Jbob April 27, 2003

brown trouser snake 

turd, poop, crap, shit

A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.

brown trouser snake by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

trouser snake 

A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real snake lol, also known as sneaky little devil.

Do u like trouser snakes? OOOOO whats a trouser snake?!

trouser snake by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006