Pitching The Tent 

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

Pitching The Tent by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010

shooting inside the tent 

Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.

I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?

shooting inside the tent by Big Daddy6 October 19, 2011

get in the tent 

A phrase shouted to someone who wants to get it on with someone else.

Come on Mariel, just get in the tent with JP already!

get in the tent by mandibabyy loves you April 16, 2005

Omar-the-tent-maker 

A slang expression for a person experiencing an erection that raises the cloth (trousers or sheet) covering his genitals much like a tent.

Yerleena...lookit Bubba...Omar-the-tent-maker!

Omar-the-tent-maker by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Pitching the tent 

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

Pitching the tent by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

In the tent 

Two people having sex in a remote location away from public eye.

Examples are : house, hotel, car, bushes, bathroom.

Where’s George ? Ohh he’s “in the tent” with his girl.

In the tent by Themoneyshot September 21, 2021

Lick the Tent 

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

Lick the Tent by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022