Spread the Red 

Spreading your buttcheeks to reveal your red puckering anus, ususally done when someone is least expecting it

I spread the red for Ryan and he started gagging like he was going to puke, but then he asked to see it again!

Spread the Red by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

spread the map 

When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.

Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."

spread the map by Jako Kot April 22, 2008

Spread the marmite 

The process of keeping your feet connected to the floor in contemporary dance. No one wants to be a dead fly.

As you roll from one side to the other really spread the marmite to keep connection.

Spread the marmite by rosiniballerini December 1, 2013

Spread the lettuce 

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

Spread the lettuce by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

spread the jelly 

To have sex all night long and to spread your hot,sexy,fine bad ass stuff all over the guy or if you like a girl that's fine to.For the guys it is when they spread there sperm all over the girl.

I spread the jelly all over that bad ass girl. or...I wish I could spread my jelly with him or her.

spread the jelly by Minnimuffin March 17, 2009

Spread the Butter 

Using your still hard cock to spread your jiz all over a girls ass after pulling out and shooting a load on said ass.

My favorite thing about doggy style is pulling my cock out and shooting my load on a girls ass so I can spread the butter.

Spread the Butter by Balls Gray September 15, 2010

spread the doom 

To take a massive shit.

Hey man, I'll be back in a bit, I'm going to spread the doom.

spread the doom by IhatemyISP September 22, 2008