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Mint City in the Basement 

1) A state of pure bliss
2) Name of best EASHL team on nhl22
3) When your playing EASHL 3v3 and the boys score a goal off of pure poetry in motion resulting in a similar feeling to a wet dream
*Goal Scored*
Mark - “Fucking beautiful
Kevin - “ Yea that was mint”
Steve - “Mint city in the basement

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

The Minternet 

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.
Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit
The Minternet by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

The ol' Minty Stewart 

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse 

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.
Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!

Minty The Protogen 

He is a discord degenerate who is a pedophile, zoophile and a disgrace to society. The Choas Gang terminated his existence by doxxing him and swatting him. He is now serving up to 50 years in prison for possession of child pornography.