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The houndog 

when u stretch ur balls so far across they look like houndog ears, or when ur fucking a girl doggie style you make her howl like a houndog
wanna see me do the houndog ;). I made her howl like a houndog last night!
The houndog by fartlicker67 April 5, 2022

The Hound Rolls Around in the Oil 

A phrase spoken when you’re ignoring the person in front of you and are speaking secretly to someone with whom you are tripping on hallucinogenic drugs with.
The mechanic wait with my neighbor would have been far more excruciating for Me if my secret best friend hadn’t of shown up and pointed out that the hound rolls around in the oil over the intercom.

The Lava Hound 

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .
Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole 

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

The Foreign Hound Pound 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with your neighbors dog. A.K.A. Furry Porn.
Me: I was caught giving the neighbors dog The Foreign Hound Pound.
Friend: Why the fuck would you do that?
Me: I'm a Furry, Jackass.

the basset hound 

The act of a woman using both hands to pull down her ear lobes(which turns off her gag reflex) and the man then tries to gag her with his dick. Ending with a loud moan from the woman portraying the sound of a "Basset Hound."