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the Hand Check 

An awesome band hailing from Irving, Texas. They're so awesome, they have no need for instrumentals. It is all played by mouth.
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The Band:
Evan: Lead/beatbox (So good, you'd think he's 10 insanely awesome beatboxers rolled into one)
Ashley: Cowbell (Christopher Walken would be proud)
Charlette: Triangle (Who knew math could sound so good?)
Saby: Symbol (Thats me!)
Don: Tamberine (And she's darn good at it)

Behind-the-Scenes help:
Groupies: Too many to count
Body Guards: a few
everyone else: your mentioned too!
Everyone: *super secret awesome handshake* Hand Check! *motivational hand-in-the-center-thing* *raise hands*

Bystander #1: That was awesome!
Bystander #2: I just had an epiphony!
Bystander #1: What?
Bystander #2: I want a baked potato!
the Hand Check: And a chimichanga!
the Hand Check by saby! July 26, 2006

The Hand Cannon 

A choade with considerable amount of ejaculation strength.
After a long night out, I decided to surprise my girlfriend in the morning, by blasting her through and through with my choades semen.Before she commented on the length, I blasted her between the eyes covering her forehead----knocking her back a few feet by the strength of my hand cannon (choade), ejaculation. The hand cannon is the situation, in which, a person as a choade but has a above average ejaculation strength, dubbed "The Hand Cannon."
The Hand Cannon by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017

The Hand of God 

When a man is sexually fisting a woman (ex. Shoving his whole fist in her vagina) he uses it to lift her off the ground
Woman 1: god I'm so sore
Woman 2: whys that?
Woman 1: well I was fucking Jeremy last night and used the hand of god up my vagina.

The Hand Of Munger 

1. A very wise phrase to do a google search on.
2. The appropriate place for those in the know to use as their browser's home-page.
I went to The Hand Of Munger at davemunger.blogspot.com, and now I am cool.

The hand that feeds 

Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.

The Hand Man 

In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.

In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."

Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
The Hand Man by V the Mr. Poetry September 26, 2021