these aren't the droids you're looking for 

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.

Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

these aren't the droids you're looking for by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

the droids you are looking for 

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.

Secretly, they are the droids you are looking for, but you will never know.
Stupid Storm Trooper

the droids you are looking for by General Kenobi May 24, 2014

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

these aren't the droids you're looking for by sjm1 July 10, 2010

Schmeckie in the dreidel 

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

Schmeckie in the dreidel by tirtle December 5, 2018

Dance of the Druids 

Dance of the Druids is one of the greatest musical compilations of this century. This cd has single handedly been responsible for the economic and social turnaround in the city of Cleveland.

Hey Brett pop in Dance of the Druids and play track 2! That is some hot shit right there!

Dance of the Druids by Jon68 January 17, 2007

Spinning the Dreidel 

Pleasuring one's self. Masturbating.

"Fortunately Ren was NOT spinning her dreidel in her locked room!"

"Why is Cindy so late to our meeting?"
"She's probably in her room spinning the dreidel"

Spinning the Dreidel by D3a38Hex December 10, 2018