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Techette 

Guy 1: Did you see that techette that fixed my computer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot.

"We need a techette over here.. this computer sucks.
Techette by Tech Guy 37 September 24, 2011
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Techadence 

indulging oneself in the latest & greatest technologies out of personal indulgence; surrounding oneself with gizmos, particularly highly customized gear, often to the point of financial stress
Joe replaced his four month old iPhone 4 with a 4S, and will get the iPhone 5 as soon as it is out, driven not only by peer pressure, but her sheer techadence.
Techadence by lookingforcoolstuff November 2, 2011

Techdick 

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.
"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.
Techdick by D & C February 25, 2008
A student at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech).
Some techers pranked MIT again!
techer by Ahdhfhdiifjcjejejdh October 21, 2015

Techerized 

The rigging of any broken or worn tools, equipment, or vehicles of Wyotech Students that Wyotech deems safe or accepted but would most likely get you fired in a real shop consisting of auto mechanics or collision repair.

Usually involves a form of tape, locking pliers, rusty bolts that have fallen out of the comp car, and a heat source, most commonly a lighter borrowed from the stoner in your tool group.
That Techerized Ford Explorer has LED light bars Gorilla Glued to his paint.
Techerized by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011

techdeck 

Noun; A device commonly used to pick up women.
Do ever since I bought that techdeck the ladies are all over me.
techdeck by ........123 January 29, 2008