English Teacher 

Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.

My English Teacher spelt my name wrong. Again.

English Teacher by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019

English teacher 

A person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did.

For instance: "the curtains were blue"
What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."

English teacher by choclemon December 2, 2011

National slap a teacher day 

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher

National slap a teacher day by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019

gym teacher 

Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

That gym teacher has a college degree? All he does is yell, sweat, and make us watch bad sports movies.

gym teacher by iLikeSoup February 23, 2010

Teacher's Pet 

An annoying student who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher. This student thinks they are superior to their peers because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break.

*Normal Student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me. *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"

Teacher's Pet by Dude678 June 25, 2013

nazi teacher 

A teacher that is never satisfied with the work of their students, always finds something wrong with them/their work even if there is nothing wrong at all, and punishes them because they looked wrong at the teacher.

Teacher: Mr. Smith, you misspelled a word in your 200-pages paper, that's an F.
Student: You're such a Nazi teacher. You'll pay for this.

nazi teacher by Mario-Dalt October 14, 2007

mean teacher 

The bitch who gives you hw on a Friday and all holidays! She fucking yells at u for laughing, sneezing,sharping your pencil,drawing,thinking that u r on your cell phone when you are really using the calculator for math! Also she calls up your parents for no fucking reason! There I think I made my damn point here!

Mrs.Green is such a mean teacher. (adj)

mean teacher by Mr.Funnypantz55555555 August 30, 2017