T.U.B.S. 

Totally Unnecessary Bitch Session - The act of being bitched at by a friend or significant other for seemingly no reason at all, often accompanied by false claims, random insults, and long rants.

Something wrong Sarah? Jennifer totally just text T.U.B.S.ed me for not returning her phone call the other day.

T.U.B.S. by Convicted010 August 25, 2013

T.U.F.T. 

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

T.U.F.T. by mark February 16, 2005

T.U.J. 

Thumbs-Up Jump

A single hop sending the legs into full tuck with the arms held at 45 degree angles forming two thumbs up.

Face of stone: optional.

Hey, I heard Brad threw down a T.U.J. at Sarah's party last night? Who was he serenading?

T.U.J. by Two_Oceans_Eleven August 27, 2012

T.U.B.E.

Totally
Unnecessary
Breast
Exam

My girl went to her OB/GYN doctor and he gave her a T.U.B.E.

T.U.B.E. by chillerz October 14, 2006

t.u.i 

Texting Under the Influence.

Similar to D.U.I, dialing under the influence.

Last night I was guilty of some t.u.i's

t.u.i by urbandickk January 31, 2007

T.U.R.D. 

Acronym for Texting to an Unintended Recipient Dilemma. When you think you are texting one person, but after they respond "???" , you realize that you were on the wrong screen.

Guy 1: I sent out a T.U.R.D. at work today. I'm such a bonehead.

Guy 2: Oh man, that happens to me all the time. What'd you do?

Guy 1: I thought I was sending a text message to my friend complaining about my sucky supervisor. Turns out I wasn't on my friend's conversation screen.

Guy 2: Whose were you on?

Guy 1: My supervisor's! Know anyone who is hiring?

T.U.R.D. by poopflop January 5, 2018

T.U.G

An Entertainment Lable, which stands for "The Ultimate Group"

Some Singers from T.U.G are Omarion, Marques Houston and others

T.U.G by talented people January 17, 2008