Different types of suburbia:
Northeast Suburb: A standard suburb, filled with endless
single family houses, affluent moderate liberals and their children. You can find a lot of these in New
Jersey and Long Island.
Midwest Suburb: Where the Republican Party and
Walmart are cornerstones of the community. You WILL get funny looks if you drive through here as a black
person.
Gated Community: Paranoid and rich nutcases, mostly. Also most of the town is just golf courses.
Sun Belt Suburb: Filled with retirees who contribute absolutely nothing to the downtown economy besides their taxes.
Streetcar Suburb: Suburbs that have townhomes and the occasional apartment building. They tend to be affluent and liberal, like the Northeast Suburb but more diverse. You can actually walk to the store or catch the bus here.
Exurbs: Generally isolated culs-de-sac off a rural road/highway.
God help the kids that grow up here. The home turf of McMansions.
Bob: Growing up in suburbia as an only
child was hell…
David: I grew up in the suburbs and it was fine…
Bob: I didn’t
mean “the northernmost parts of the Bronx” I meant Pond Heights in the middle of buttfuck
Egypt.
