the land of stories 

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.

"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"

the land of stories by siriuslylovely7 July 11, 2014

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

Satoria 

A very beautiful women. Often judged as mean, intimating or unapproachable due to the harsh glare always worn on her face. Is very loving to those she truly cares about, but doesn't like to be bothered . Hosnetly is very mean but doesn't like to be told so .

Him : " Wow, She's gorgeous "
Her : " Who ? Satoria . She really is , but don't bother her "

Him : " Yea , I can tell by her face "

Satoria by Airotas July 16, 2017

Storing 

Refers to the retention of substances in the anal and/or vaginal passages.

Although the term is sometimes used in relation to concealing illegal substances or objects from the law, the canonical usage of 'storing' is limited to fluids produced during intercourse.

Recently among the Millennial generation the term has taken to refer to the difficulty of felching an individual due to retention of felch away from the vaginal or anal opening.

Someone get me a straw, this bitch is storing.

Storing by Just(In Credible) April 12, 2015

Saori

Saori is kind, caring and seems shy but inside she’s feisty! Saori loves food and usually skates! She’s fun loving and overall a beautiful person! Saori is a Japanese name and translates to “blossom” in English! It can also mean “a floating lily”! Saori is also usually a “Plant Mom” and loves to take care of many plants!
Saori is stunning inside and out and you will never forget her presence!

“wow here comes saori!”

Saori by BABAYAGA:/ September 28, 2020

sotries 

During the writing of the song The Whole World And You by Tally Hall (Band) the writer of the song Andrew Horowitz forgot to add the "t" to the word stotries and he just kept it on that way. the song can be found on the album Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.

Im gonna tell you some sotries

sotries by 63838274930295 June 26, 2021