Stonededed 

The state of mind which occurs after smoking an excessive amount of Marijuana, To the point where vision is extremely blurry, keeping your eyes open is a chore, you hide under a blanket hoping 'they' cannot see you, and you cannot stop laughing, even if your life depended on it... It is acceptable to add 'ed's to the ending of 'stonededed' to show the multiplication in severity of actually how stoned you were.

Ex: Stonededededed- Retardedly Stoned.

Dude last night i was so stonededed... i don't even know where the hell we were!......do we have anymore food left over?

Stonededed by Robert Minondo February 8, 2008

stonkered 

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

stonkered by xezi October 7, 2005

Soonered

Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.

"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."

Soonered by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014

Stonerdynamics 

The art (and science) of making things while stoned to get you even more stoned

"Maaaaaan, that bong looks like you used stonerdynamics"

Stonerdynamics by Fattie-Bong-Ripz March 14, 2015

stonkered 

To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.

"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."

stonkered by bst September 25, 2005

Stoneresque 

A form of art that may lead the mind into "terrestrial realms" that are not of this planet.

-Typically something else screws all that up.

Boy - Dude, have you seen this stain on your carpet?
Dude - Wait, what?! What stain??
Boy - You can't see it? Dude, it's completely Stoneresque.

Stoneresque by DJ TransAction March 24, 2011

Stonerella

A female who is a frequent companion or in a relationship with someone who is a major stoner, that may or may not take part in said stoner activities, albeit to a lesser extent.

"Did you hear about Cindy"
"No what ?"
"She's dating Jimbo"
"Wow, fist Billy-ray, then Jimbo, shes a real Stonerella"

Stonerella by Joques2zeFuture December 25, 2008