Stauberism

The feeling of confusion, melancholy, and interest after seeing a meaningful Jack Stauber short...

hmm, that short animation I just watched called "Help" by Jack Stauber really got me feeling stauberism.

Stauberism by TelevisionCore November 25, 2021

stalkerish 

someone who is always around, you always run into them

stace: hey didnt we just see that guy at the store? didnt he try to talk to you last year?

lex : yes he is stalkerish, always around out of nowhere

stalkerish by argentinagirl83 April 10, 2011

Stalkertise 

To formally stalk someone with the intent of getting some.

I stalkertised this girl i met at a club, but she didnt go for it, and instead i got beaten.

Stalkertise by mel =) October 6, 2006

Stalkerific

(adj) People who are overly good at stalking.

Guy: "She changed her last name to my last name on facebook"

Other Guy: "Have you even talked to this chick?"

Guy: "Nope."

Other Guy: "Damn, she's stalkerific."

Stalkerific by mekateka October 15, 2010

thumbs down stalkers 

People who stalk you on sites such as Urban Dictionary and give thumbs down to every single one of your posts and definitions for no reason.
Thumbs down stalkers give you thumbs down for no reason.

Thumbs down stalkers will follow me and give all my definitions thumbs down.

thumbs down stalkers by udusers1 July 19, 2011

Stalkerific

Something that is rockin' awesome and useful when stalking someone.

Dude, the friend activity feed on the new Facebook layout is totally stalkerific! It's f'ing easy to creep on my Facebook crush now that I can use that rockin' stalker bar.

Stalkerific by Ralfdallas September 23, 2011

Stalkerstache 

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.

Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."

Stalkerstache by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012