squished hamburger 

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

squished hamburger by C- bass September 23, 2007

squished fish patty on a bun 

The best food ever, Better than Popeyes,

Majestic

I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.

squished fish patty on a bun by Aaron-SFPOAB February 20, 2015

squinchy squanchy 

Believed to be Austrailian in origin. Equivalent of grossed out or disgusted. Possibly rooted in 'sqeamish'.

When feral boy's bladed boomerang cut off the bandit's bookkeeper's fingers it was rather squinchy squanchy.

Kangaroo burgers?! Squinchy squanchy!

squinchy squanchy by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005

Spinched 

To be "Spinched" means to be high off of smoking weed.

Im so "Spinched" right now man.

Spinched by the one who made it up October 18, 2011

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

Mexican Squinch Eye by bongilante June 3, 2013

Squinch 

To narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.

While being photographed by the paparazzi Brad Pitt threw in a squinch.

Squinch by Squinchmeister November 27, 2013

splinched 

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

: "[man, my smiley face got splinched"

splinched by nungababy February 4, 2009