shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020

smerb 

Short-hand slang for "Some Herb" - can be used in mixed company - at work, etc.

Hey man, I heard you were looking for smerb?

smerb by The Stash June 15, 2010

shmerm 

blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.

"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."

"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."

shmerm by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008

Smerbia

A small land-locked island in the South Pacific, somewhere near Norway. It shares borders with Argentina and Kazakhstan. It's like Serbia, but with an M in it. The Smerbian flag features its coat of arms, a raptor riding a bear riding an elephant. The raptor-bear-elephant cavalry of course is our only defense against flying sharks. For if sharks could fly, we would all be doomed.

The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.

The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.

Hail Smerbia!

Smerbia by CasaDeFruta June 28, 2010

Ian Somerhalder

Hot, sexy, dark-haired, blue eyed actor who plays Damon Salvatore on CW's "The Vampire Diaries". Also played Boone on the series "Lost".

evil devilish grin totally hot great body Ian Somerhalder

Ian Somerhalder by MikaylaRobins February 6, 2010

chaz somers 

best sexy man in the world.

he is bringing sexy back.
he attracts many girls.
funny.
very sarcastic.

dude! chaz somers is soooo hot!

chaz somers by hahah i love you! December 27, 2010

Smera 

Is a quiet person around those she’s not so fond of but once she gets comfortable around you, you will see her flourishing personality and love her for the person she is deep down. She can be very straight forward with everyone but that’s only because she feels that people need to stop being blinded from the truth. She can be very random as times but most would make you laugh! Expresses her true emotions with those she fully trusts. Can get up to a lot of trouble, some intentionally and some not:) Often very romantic and cute with her partner that she keeps between just the two of themxxx

“Smera, you’ve got such a loud personality!”

Smera by H3L3N4xxx December 20, 2018