When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.
How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011
Get the Scottish smokescreen mug.When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually
"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen
by dumbwhiteguy July 12, 2017
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This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.
"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."
by driven-down July 22, 2004
Get the office smokescreen mug.Watching or experiencing something while high or stoned. Ie a pot/marijuana smoke 'screen'.
Usually used to refer to something that would be better watched while stoned.
Usually used to refer to something that would be better watched while stoned.
What did you think of the movie?
Stupid as bro, but it just needs a smokescreen and it's freakin hilarious.
Oh god, Hana has some kind of post-modern performative play she's dragging us out to see. I'm going to need a smokescreen guys.
Stupid as bro, but it just needs a smokescreen and it's freakin hilarious.
Oh god, Hana has some kind of post-modern performative play she's dragging us out to see. I'm going to need a smokescreen guys.
by SanGrail September 11, 2010
Get the smokescreen mug.the act of farting while people are walking behind you
therefore causing them to walk into the smell
therefore causing them to walk into the smell
by ftbllvr73 May 27, 2009
Get the Smokescreen mug.Everyone in the Casey Anthony murder trial forgot to use the sexual abuse smokescreen that her defense brought up, and that's why she was acquitted of murder.
by chad'srockergrrrll September 6, 2011
Get the smokescreen mug.A crafty method used by a manipulative person in power (usually a corrupt politician) in order to pacify and beguile potential opponents and resistors into error and prevent them from thinking about and figuring out what’s really going on in the world around them.
See also: sleep learning
See also: sleep learning
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 27, 2020
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