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Seagulling 

When a group of two or more men stumble upon a drunk or otherwise incapacitated female and descend upon her in order to sexually assault or rape her, much like seagulls flock and dive to the surface for scraps of food.
A group of three men found a woman passed out in a dark alley with no one around and decided they were going to begin seagulling her by taking turns.
Seagulling by xerobane May 7, 2018
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Smeagoling

Verb.

To Smeagol is to hoard something in an obsessive scary way that is their precious. Usually involving an abrupt personality change.

Refurring to a character in the Lord of the Rings movies who was obsessed with the evil ring of power making him nuts and became Gollum.

(Technically from a nerdy standpoint it is "Golluming" but it didn't sound as funny.)
She was hugging the free fabric Smeagoling it to make sure the other crafters didn't get her precious pile.
Smeagoling by Thinkofme7 September 20, 2010

seagulling 

When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in.
"Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling"
seagulling by Thom Dixon July 4, 2005

seagulling 

The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.
dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.
seagulling by l.salvona March 8, 2011

seagulling 

The ugly brother of its sibling happy slapping this is where chavs and pikeys alike ejaculate into their palm and film from their mobile phones throwing their seaman on a stranger from the public without them knowing whats coming. The film makers then send it round via bluetooth through the chav network
come on rude boy lets seagul this crazy mofo

(seagulling)
seagulling by Beatbox3r_boy July 22, 2008

Virgin seagulling 

The act of seagulling, but with hand sanitizer, soap, or milk.
Bro let’s go virgin seagulling, it would be perfect for you. A virgin.

Seagulling 

Repeating the same thing over and over, especially in a large group, expecting the repetition to sway others or to have some added authority or power. Found especially in online debate communities when rules are cited repeatedly to silence an opposing viewpoint. From the movie, "Finding Nemo"
I tried to get them to listen to me, but they just kept seagulling rules and logical fallacies at me.
Seagulling by Zalphaprime May 30, 2014