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Slovakia 

Known as Hungary for 1000 years and then as Czechoslovakia for little more than half a century.
random guy1: Did you know that Slovakia has only existed for 13 years?
random guy2: Hey, I like Slovenia!
Slovakia by tonio009 April 19, 2009

Slovakia 

Small, middle-european country than no longer kicks ass at hockey.
Has fairly nice countryside and historical towns and cities but the rest sucks ass
The very eastern third of the country is not an actual piece of land, instead there we can locate a giant hole in the matter of space-time as "There is nothing in the east."
Slovakia RetardedGoverment BlackHole
Slovakia by ughWhatever July 1, 2018

slovakia 

country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.
slovakia by jack June 19, 2003

Slovakia 

a country in europe that i had to leave because people we're too racist;

being called a "neger" and a "cernoch" (n*g*er and black person) every day is not fun. and the teacher gave me the nickname choclate, and the skinheads would often beat my dad up.

but its not just blacks that slovaks like to pick on, there is a lot of gypsy (Roma, cigani) people in slovakia and their life is just hell. slovaks will not want to hire them, and then they say that gyspys don't want to work, wtf? i remember once, the government was doing some sht to gypsy mothers so that they could not have children, a way of contorolling the gypsy population i guess. everyone hated gypsys they have to live in dirty buildings and live a dirty poor life. basically if you are not white, you will be picked on
sorry slovakia, but im never coming back
Slovakia by i spread truth March 12, 2011

felix from slovakia

When your friends can’t remember your name.
Usually to be said weirdly
Jarred: Who’s that
John: that guy uhh he’s Felix from Slovakia duh

Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.
I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.