shitbate 

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010

scituate 

a small beach town on the south coast of mass. Pretty much a town of irish people that drink and have a fishing problem. Also known as the "irish riviera"

Let's go to scituate and drink

scituate by nak April 3, 2005

shiteater 

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.

she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.

shiteater by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017

Scituate, MA 

The beautiful town of Scituate is located on the south shore of Massachusetts. It's a small beach town with many historical features to it. The busiest time of year is the summer. Tourists pack the town whether it is to go to the variety of six different beaches, take a stroll through the harbor and look at all of the shops, or maybe drive around Scituate Light House. There are also the popular eating destinations ranging from breakfast to dinner such as Maria's Sub Shop, TKO'malleys, Wilbur's, and Coffee Corner. Scituate is filled with some of the friendliest people you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. It was also ranked the most Irish town in all of America in 2011 by the US Census.

Almost everyone you meet from the pleasant seaside town is an Irish-American. If you have never been here you should definitely take a drive down! It's worth the trip, but be sure to see it from both land and sea for the full experience!

Scituate, MA is 30 miles from Boston on the coast

Scituate, MA by 143Scituate October 2, 2012

Shituation 

A shitty situation for everyone except Sean Connery

Guy1: I got caught wanking in the exam hall
Guy2: Sounds like a bloody shituation bro.

Shituation by rujuunnum June 9, 2017

Shitmate 

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

Shitmate by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Emergency Shituation 

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

Emergency Shituation by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011