Same shit different outhouse 

The situation is the same as before, only now it's happening in a different location.

When Rob came back to the cafe after spending a few months working at that new restaurant downtown, I asked what it was like there. He said, "Same shit different outhouse."

Same shit different outhouse by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020

same shit different toilet 

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

same shit different toilet by c_lato February 8, 2023

Same shit different pile 

Kylie is wrong Jacob is right

99% of the time Kylie is wrong Jacob is right, same shit different pile

Same shit different pile by Wanted091 October 31, 2023

Different Types of "Shit" 

Bullshit - Lies

Dogshit - Poor quality

Batshit - Illogical

Apeshit - Frighteningly aggressive

Horseshit - Unfair

Different Types of "Shit"

Bullshit: "You're telling me Donald Trump made a good president?? Bullshit."

Dogshit: "I threw away my old PC. It was dogshit."

Batshit: "Dude, stay away from that guy. He's batshit crazy."

Apeshit: "Don't touch that vase! My mom will go apeshit!"

Horseshit: "What?? He can join and I can't?! That's horseshit!"

Different Types of "Shit" by MarieJade4ever May 23, 2022

Same shit, different assholes 

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.

"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

Same shit, different assholes by petetoth January 5, 2010

same shit; different island 

The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.

The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:

1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.

2) Crazy taxi drivers.

3) Hot, humid weather.

4) Panhandling locals.

5) Bugs.

6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.

Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?

Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.

same shit; different island by cityguychicago September 10, 2009

Same shit, different ass 

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

Same shit, different ass by awmm April 19, 2018