Shithawk

A word used to describe the biggest douche bag at your school.

"Hey where's Joey?" "I don't know, I hate that shithawk."

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shithooked

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

shithooked by BigMosh September 30, 2007

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the result of participating in a night of total twistedness, hard moves, etc.

Shit homie I was doin some hard biz last night and as a result got totally shitwhacked

shitwhacked by Swade September 28, 2006

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A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.

As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL

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An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.

"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."

shithawk by DwheelerJ October 24, 2006

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hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks

shithawk by Nowar August 12, 2003

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When a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond shitfaced and tanked.

Alex was so shittanked at that party that he lost his pants

shittanked by Luke N August 4, 2006

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