fucking shit 

Combining two versatile words such as Fuck and Shit yeilds an extreamly versatile combination. Fucking Shit can be used to exclaim dismay or excitement, just about as versatily as either of its component words.

p1: Dude, I just got into a fender bender
p2: Fucking shit man, how bad is it?

p1: I just got 500 bux in the mail for no reason!
p2: Fucking shit!! You bastard!

p1: Fucking shit that test was hard...
p2: Hell yeah!

fucking shit by Hyper-Z January 10, 2005

holy fucking shit 

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

holy fucking shit by harry flashman July 8, 2003

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck 

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck by eshady08m March 31, 2009

bull fucking shit

An exclamation usually used to expressed surprise or disgust. The combination of bull and fucking to shit further adds to the emphasis of the intended meaning of shit. Similar in nature to Jesus Fucking Christ, Motherfucking Shit, or Chicken-Shit Motherfucker.

Football game: The ref signals out-of-bounds when the qb actually scored a TD.

Tony: What?! Bull-Fucking Shit!

bull fucking shit by The Teacher August 17, 2004

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch 

Something you say when your very angry or upset.

person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

Holy Fucking Shit 

HFS: An acronym standing for Holy Fucking Shit, mainly used for things that require more than just a "Fuck" or a "Shit."

Person 1: Bro someone left a huge dook in the toilet bowl!
Person 2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Holy Fucking Shit by Mac-role Roll May 17, 2018

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004