stepped on the rake

To run into trouble that could've been easily avoided if you would've just paid attention.

Boy: "My mom searched my room and found my stash!"

Friend: "Why was she searching your room?"

Boy: "I forgot to clean it like she asked."

Friend: "Sounds like you really stepped on the rake this time."

stepped on the rake by LearBear July 2, 2009

Stepped Up Dad 

A Man Who's Made The Choice To Raise , Love and Protect A Child Who's Not Related By Bloodlines But By Marriage

" Hey Debb, Isn't Rene Your Mom's Boyfriend ? "

"No He's More Like My Stepped Up Dad"

Stepped Up Dad by Debbs2hippie4you June 19, 2022

shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.

Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one

shit-shopped by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010

this looks shopped 

1) A 4chan meme used when implying that something is Photoshopped.

A picture of a person with the body of Hilary Clinton and the head of a dog. This would be the appropriate time to say "This looks shopped..."

this looks shopped by Debbie Hairless August 9, 2010

STEPPED IN WHAT? 

Phrase used in response to a question when you have no idea what you have just been asked.

Question: What are you doing this weekend?

Response: I'm sorry, you stepped in what?

STEPPED IN WHAT? by Yoneighbor August 13, 2009

Stepped on a Frog

Euphemism for cracking a nasty fart.
Although it can used in reference to all kinds of farts, from the subtle to the divine, it is especially fitting for the absurdly obscene ones in particular.
Derived from the signature "ribbit" noise that frogs make, used to mimic the gas clawing its way out of your butt.

1. What the hell was that noise Jim? Sounded like someone just died.

Stepped on a frog. Big, nasty wart-covered frog.

2. Who just shit their pants?

Stepped on a frog. I can't help it mom, they are all over the damn floor. They are literally jumping under my every step. Be a good woman and clean this place up.

Stepped on a Frog by barbados118 November 22, 2011

my dog stepped on a bee 

buy one get one free

“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”

my dog stepped on a bee by aqxa on the yt June 14, 2022