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courtney sheetz 

synonomyous for the word beautiful. The legend behind the terminology "courtney sheetz" was that long ago in ancient roman times there was a child born, named courtney sheetz.. but this was not just any child it was the most beautiful child ever to be born and as she blossomed so did her beauty. All the men swooned at the sight at her and as this happened she became a new idol for mans vision of perfection... this did not fly with goddess Athena so she placed an evil enchantement on courtney sheetz and forever from then any man who dared gaze upon her would forever be blinded. (just as pat lee is in his F-book profile pic) But in honor of her beauty the roman men secretly adopted "courtney sheetz" as the new word for beauty/beautiful.. so that she would forever be remembered as being more beautiful than the goddess Athena.. who is reffered to as being very courtney sheetz.
Damn! That bitch be courtney sheetz!

Baby, your the most courtney sheetz woman in the world.
courtney sheetz by patlee December 25, 2008

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
skeet sheetz by mr dangling July 21, 2016

Sheet Lightning 

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!
I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!
Sheet Lightning by Starchylde September 5, 2016

Sheez and Geez 

Why don't we try anal, just for sheez and geez?
Nah, let's just throw rocks onto the highway, just for sheez and geez!

sheet lightning 

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.
I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!
sheet lightning by Starchylde July 14, 2016

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.