Shakespeare

A poet, playwright and actor. Not a bard, as bards played musical instruments and were assholes. Also arguably the first emo fag who wrote poetry like a motherfucker.

"Williiam shakespeare was the greatest PLAY WRITERS of all time."

Shakespeare by Bendrson February 16, 2010

Shakespeare

When a male is done peeing and shakespeares the last bit off.

The last bit of piss clung on for dear life, but was no match for my vigorous shakespeare.

Shakespeare by DeepFryLasagna August 11, 2018

shakesPEARe

a pear who holds a skull and says things that rhyme

yo jimmy dat shakespeare copyed the shakesapple damn shit our society is shited up man

shakesPEARe by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

Shakespeare

1. (1564-1616) English poet, playwright, actor and director; not much is known about his life. He wrote 37 plays and over 200 poems, and is rumored to have contributed heavily to the translation of the King James' Bible. One of the most influential figures of the Renaissance era, his mastery of the English language, his keen understanding of human behavior, and his passionate dedication to the value of love and knowledge have ensured his survival, as a cross-cultural icon, for nearly 500 years, and at the dawn of a new century, the continuing popularity of his work seems to guarantee that his genius will continue to stretch far into the future; perhaps this continuing popularity is due to the fact that, though seen by many unenlightened eyes as old-fashioned, his works are filled with an insight and compassion for humanity, that were centuries ahead of their time.
Some of his plays include HAMLET, MACBETH, ROMEO AND JULIET, OTHELLO and A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM. There are rumors of a 38th play, but although several "re-discovered" manuscripts have been put forward as possible contenders, no case has been adequately proven for any of them, to date.
2. A guy who has charm, wit and a way with words; a jack-of-all-trades, a loyal friend, a trustworthy confidant, and a passionate lover. In short, a Renaissance man.

That Shakespeare was dead sexy- he was a lover of all humanity, and he really knew how to use his tongue.

Shakespeare by C.G. Newton September 28, 2005

Shakespeare

A cruel and heartless man that wrote scores of plays for the sole purpose of torturing young schoolboys and -girls for generations after his death.

Shakespeare...That bastard.

Shakespeare by Rado February 5, 2005

Shakespeare

The most amazing person to roam this planet. Romeo and Juliet was timeless. Breathtaking. Such an icon. Such a freaking icon.

That's a good poem, but you're no Shakespeare!

Shakespeare by ShakespeareAdmirer March 25, 2019

shakespeare

To "shake one's spear".

It is against catholic church rules to do a shakespeare.

shakespeare by Brian Paul Kim May 18, 2008