Seaweed
Seaweed has an extremely aerodynamic jawline and a very round long back of the skull. The jawline is sharp enough to induce nuclear fission in air molecules. The products are extremely lethal and will cause anyone touching it to become a nerd ☝️🤓. Mass flow occurs around and over the top of the skull but not the bottom due to it being blocked by the long-ass neck. There is a humungous low pressure zone below the skull extension due to the skull having a negative critical angle of attack (around -30 degrees). This creates enough downforce to keep the Seaweed from flying away while it is windy. Additionally the top of the skull has a camber of 10% and causes massive induced drag making the Seaweed very slow both mentally and velocity-wise. The maximum camber position is at the frontal bone. On the sides of the skull-airfoil the ears disrupt the merging of low and high pressure air increasing autistic efficiency by 11.68256123%. At the trailing edge the products recombine in the reverse reaction to create normal air. The air temperature at the trailing edge is a function of the Seaweed's true airspeed. Also due to him having a nerd ☝️🤓 haircut the true lift coefficient is considerably lower and the drag coefficient much higher than expected of a smooth skull due to parasitic hair drag. Seaweed often wears nerd ☝️🤓 glasses which cause flow separation over the frontal bone causing vapour clouds to obscure his massive forehead. Finally, the Seaweed is restarted.
Here is Seaweed counting even numbers.
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As you can see, Seaweed is very good at counting.
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101.
As you can see, Seaweed is very good at counting.
Seaweed by Wacky fella February 7, 2024
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