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Spotted Dick 

A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)
Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
Spotted Dick by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019
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One Shotted 

1. Usually used in MOORPG's to describe an event where a high level NPC or monster kills your 10,000 hit point character in one fatal swoop.

2. Can also be used to describe an event where serious pwnage is credited.

1.My decked out Pally got One Shotted by Onyxia.

2.The snowboarding spill was so epic that dude got One Shotted to the top.
One Shotted by Imallin August 7, 2006
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Scrotted 

When your doin anal and your bitch farts on your dick
Carly and jeff were having some fun and then carly scrotted on his penis
Scrotted by mrtraplord December 10, 2015

Rocky mountain spotted beaver 

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister
I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver
To take a screen shot, in paste tense.
I had screen shotted the information on my desktop and emailed it to her.
Shotted by DNAGuy August 17, 2020

spotted-ass ape 

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.
That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

Enemy Boat Spotted 

A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.
Player1: We're under attack! Help us out!
Player2: Enemy Boat Spotted!