Gus Fck Schulz

Gus Fck Schulz is a popular online celebrity and influencer as well as an actor and musician who has been deemed a musical genius by many around the globe. He’s also an incredibly ancient species of rhino with magical powers called a “fuck”.

Gus Fck Schulz is so amazing!

How could anyone possibly live life without knowing about Gus Fck Schulz?

Are you seriously happy with yourself mate? Just living life without Gus Fck Schulz in it?

Gus Fck Schulz by gusfckschulz December 9, 2024

Zeb Fck Schulz 

Zeb Fck Schulz is a philosopher, accountant and a genius who is of the magical ancient rhino species called a “Fuck”.

Zeb is also the older brother of famous social media personality and musician, Gus Fck Schulz.

Zeb is always full of spit facts and annoyingly long responses to relatively simple things.

“i should take magnesium tablets more”

“imagine paying five thousand dollars for a portion of a coin that doesn’t exist”

“spains crime rate got me like :(“

“1000 men marched to fight at 145 Princes Highway, none of them made it to the door.”

“Did you knoooow…”

- Zeb Fck Schulz quotes

Zeb Fck Schulz by gusfckschulz December 11, 2024

Chuck Schuldiner 

Chuck was a god, but "In Human Form", and had "Zero Tolerance" for bullshit. He got sick, but not with "Leprosy", and eventually had to "Bite the Pain". He now spends his time "Trapped in a Corner", in "Crystal Mountain", and Chuck's life will always be "A Story to Tell".

R.I.P Chuck.

Chuck Schuldiner passed away in 2001. Rest in Peace.

Chuck Schuldiner by the unknown ones September 21, 2011

Scholzing 

Promising help, but not delivering it.

Yesterday we all were supposed to fix the staircase, but you were scholzing us all day.

Scholzing by Daugvinas May 29, 2022

howard schultz 

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.

Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.

howard schultz by Diiesel August 22, 2011

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

chuck schuldiner 

Legendary guitarist of the metal band Death. One of the pioneers of extreme metal.

Chuck passed away in 2001. RIP

chuck schuldiner by matt March 17, 2005