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Saratoga Springs

A city in upstate New York filled with rich pot-heads. Almost everyone there smokes weed or drinks alcohol. Parties occur every weekend and parents don't give a shit about what kids do. Almost no virgins live there either, everybody has sex.
Me:"I live in Saratoga Springs"
Friend:"Bring me to a party!!!!"
Me: "Do you wanna get high or wasted?"
Friend:"Both"
Saratoga Springs by togaaaaaarocks February 22, 2011
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Saratoga Springs

Historic town known for it's horse racing, popped izod collars, racino cougars and elitist mentality.
Man: Let's go to Starbucks, shop at Eddie Bauer, then cheat on our taxes!

Woman: Oh, that's soooo Saratoga Springs!
Saratoga Springs by t_j_holl August 16, 2008

Saratoga Springs, NY 

a city in Saratoga County, NY misrepresented on Urban Dictionary, although Wikipedia does it justice. Pretty cool place, bitches. Most of you are probably from some shithole like Clifton Park.
Person A: everyone from Saratoga Springs, NY smokes pot

Person B: I don't

BURNED

saratoga high 

stands for "saratoga high school"

-a high school filled with overachievers who care only about grades.

-everyone tries hard in school, resulting in mass grade inflation. with grade inflation, teachers make thier classes harder. with classes harder, students try harder for better grades. its a never ending cycle.

FACT: saratoga high is much harder than the average american high school, with about twice the workload.

-it has been proven, that if a 2.0 GPA student at shs transfers to a nearby high school, s/he is now a 3.0 GPA student. simply because shs is that much harder.


-if your a new student at shs and your struggling in your classes, failing miserably, the teachers wont care about you at all. because, they need people to fail out of thier classes to take care of the "grade inflation".

- a school full of cheaters.

- a school where people hardly ever break the rules, but when a rule is broken the administration punishes the student in unbelieveable ways.

a friend of mine was caught cheating on a test and is now on trail for expulsion from the district, and suspended for 4 days.

whereas, i hear of a student in another high school who almost stabbed someone, yet he was only suspended for a few days. unbelieveable isnt it?

-saratoga high might have been recently ranked the number one public school in the nation, but in my book i rank it among the worst, because the teachers are indifferent towards you and the students are mostly assholes.

- a place i worked my ass off in school just to maintain my 2.5 GPA. i then transfered to a local CC and i now have a 4.0 GPA. (YES, college is easier for me than shs!)

a hell hole. to put it simply.
student1: shit i got a 96.4% on the last test!!
student2: haha i got a 98.2% i own you noob.
student1: omg i cant have a A- on my report card i must have an A, lets go break into the teacher's computer and change our grades!
student2: yeah sure!
saratoga high by saratogasux February 2, 2004

Saratoga Marshmallow 

When you urinate on the toilet paper roll in a public washroom, causing it to swell up like a marshmallow.
Hey Steve, check out stall number three - I've created a Saratoga Marshmallow.

saratoga scream 

A tradition carried out upon entering the South Bay city of Saratoga which involves rolling down all windows and screeching at the top of your lungs in an obnoxious manner.
Who wants to do the saratoga scream today!?
saratoga scream by chi2 September 19, 2012

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