shit sandwich 

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

shit sandwich by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

Shit Sandwich 

A project assigned to you at your place of employment that is destined to fail. Basically, your employer has asked you to make a sandwich using shit, and they want you to somehow make it taste good. Add all the lettuce and tomatoes you want, it will still be a shit sandwich.

You think you've had a bad day, Johnson gave me another shit sandwich and he wants it tomorrow morning!

Shit Sandwich by Sacramento Matt May 21, 2008

Shit Sandwich 

Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.

Shit Sandwich by roadcoder May 12, 2008

shit sandwich 

1) What fudge packers take to a picnic

2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden

1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic

Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich

shit sandwich by freethecheeba August 5, 2009

Shit Sandwich 

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

Shit Sandwich by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH 

if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!

Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

shit sandwich 

what your breath smells like

damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich

shit sandwich by nigga lipz March 12, 2010