Saigon Noodle House

A Vietnamese restaurant in Goleta, California.
The food isn't great, but the waitresses have nice boobies, which is all that matters.

Saigon Noodle House: Come for the food, stay for the boobs.

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Saigon Tickle

The act of taking a finger and gently rubbing the outside of the rectum in a rapid motion.

While receiving oral gratification, the prostitute massaged my prostate by performing a Saigon Tickle.

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Pull the corners of her eyes back (tape helps) to be slanty, and cum on her face and then smear it with a dirty flip flop

My wife hates the Saigon snow plow.

It’s racist.

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White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever

What some of these people do is sickening.

saigon headache by cynic September 3, 2004

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The art of taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into the rectum of an individual and proceeding to pour melted wagon wheels through the tube.

Bradley snuck up on James while he was taking a nap in foods class and gave him the most hefty saigon wagon his highschool had ever seen.

Saigon Wagon by viddycent November 22, 2011

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Once we hit port and get liberty, I'm gonna have me a Saigon sandwich!

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The baddest men in the land. Not to be messed with. They are not rockabilly.

Did you see those Saigon Dragons? They are the least Rockabilly gang ever.

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