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john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

jerk saddle 

noun - towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare ass juice from leaving a residue when jerking. Often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.
Did you at least use a jerk saddle? Of course I did. I'm not a fucking animal.
jerk saddle by FlameOn! September 17, 2015

the ol' Willy Saddler 

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler

saddle river day

School where all rich spoiled brats go. The basketball team runs the school even though they have the worst record. No football or baseball team here but it's okay because the classes are super easy. Most people come here when they get bullied or are depressed. Half nerds and half spoiled brats with an exception of a few cool kids
Don't tell anyone you go to Saddle river day or else you will be bullied.

saggy saddlebag 

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.
fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.
saggy saddlebag by Fresh May 5, 2003

Saddlebacking 

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Churh, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex.
Saddlebacking - After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.
Saddlebacking by PGC123 January 15, 2009