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The somp 

To accidently or with meaning taking a shit when really drunk in a sofa at a friend's house.
-Hey, he just shat in Alice's sofa. It's dripping from his leg.

- Oh, did the somp!
The somp by Rutzi May 15, 2023
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Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.
Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.
Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

Somphone 

Super nice guy that loves electronic gadgetry, a stiff drink and fine women. Somphone is an awesome cook, however he will probably try to make you eat "ballute". Somphone is a Lao name which probably means something like: "total bad ass".
Damn, Somphone, think the screen is big enough?
Somphone by Chi-den February 4, 2010

a little sompin' sompin 

"Something" the speaker prefers to leave un-said -- usually a reference to drugs or sex..
So you have a little sompin' sompin' to get you in the mood for the party?
Acronym: Sitting On My Porch And Drinking. Usually done on a Friday or Saturday summer night with close friends who you invite over to drink, smoke, listen to good music, and just hang out as part of enjoying the weekend.
Me: "Hey guys, wanna come over for SOMPAD?"
Everyone else: "Hell yeah!"
Me: "Awesome! I'll put on some Wheeler Walker, Jr.!"
SOMPAD by I_now_own_that_word April 7, 2019

Nelson Sompa 

A Nelson Sompa usually likes to ride horses and is always homosexual. Nelson has a tendency to get lost.
Oh! Look at Nelson Sompa over there jumping like a horse!
Nelson Sompa by Twinkle Star332 November 2, 2019